Parlay of Your Life
May 6, 2021
Bet starts at 8:00 pm est
The NBA is so easy to win right now, it's stupid. Stop trying to galaxy brain this shit and just follow me. While these other assholes are out there trying to be heros, me and my guys are cashing parlays.
I HAVE A THREE TEAM PARLAY TONIGHT
It's fucking sad to see guys lose their asses betting the NBA but whatever. Especially when all you have to do is just follow me. I own the fucking NBA!
HERE IS A LINK TO MY DOCUMENTED NBA BETS
Don't even listen to the shit that comes out of my mouth! Let my record sell you! I'm 29-9-2 in my last 40 NBA bets. I cash my shit and it's because I don't just bet everyday just to bet. I bet to win.
I have 30K idiots following me on twitter. We don't bother nobody, we just beat books. 30K idiots are about to win another NBA parlay tonight. Again. Why aren't you one of them?
I'm not some kid trying to sell you a cancer pill here! I'm an idiot who knows the NBA. You want a three team parlay when I have one because I know my shit!
When you buy tonight's three team parlay, you will get my next eight bets after it. I email them to you like a boss too so there's no extra work! That's not all.
I am so sure I will change your whole shit in those 9 picks that I will give you a forever pass to whatever sport you want if I don't at least profit in those 9 picks. What's up now? This is where the haters shut up.
Click the paypal button and be an idiot who cashes tickets with me from now on!